In the March issue of Elle, Lost hottie Josh Holloway dishes on his fantasy women (Jessica Alba and Barbara Streisand?!?) and the pickup lines he used before marrying wife Yessica in 2004.

His favorite line?

“Did it hurt … when you fell out of heaven?” Ugh, can you say cheezeball? Has that line ever actually worked on anybody?

He says he’s also a fan of, “‘Wow, that’s a beautiful dress. I saw one just like it at Kmart.” He continues, “See, you gotta make them think they’re all that, and then pull the carpet out from under them.”